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Who was the most frustrated ghost that ever existed?

The one that haunted Helen Keller's house.

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1. My wife always complains that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

2. A gardener friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries.

Tried it. I’m going back to cream.

3. A robot walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says: “You know, you come in here quite a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic?” The robot says: “No I don’t think” then vanishes from existence.

4. Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure.

5. What is the smelliest day of the week?

Saturday, because there is a turd in it. Sa turd ay

6. The Pope has just died...

Priests are telling their alter boys to hold them close.

7. A man walks into a bar

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8. [META] There have been too many meta posts on this sub lately.

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9. It was pretty difficult getting a third daughter

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10. You know diarrhea is hereditary?

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